My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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