Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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