How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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