New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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