super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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