He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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