now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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