just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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