His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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