They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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