you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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