I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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