there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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