Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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