Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Randomize