Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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