Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
