Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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