Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
