I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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