I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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