Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Randomize
