Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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