Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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