Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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