You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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