Christians are straight up FREAKS
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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