so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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