marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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