why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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