OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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