Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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