whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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