Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
