so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
he just fucked me for my cheese..
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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