So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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