dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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