i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just cut my nipple shaving
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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