And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
