We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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