i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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