I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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