i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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