We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
