The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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