Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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