All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Randomize
