SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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