Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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