Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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