I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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