I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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