he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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