now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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