i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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